Two Pints on a Table

by George Pringle

If we were pints in this life, I would be the one who had had two sips or got spilt a bit, on the way to the table.

I’m sorry but it’s true.

I always feel like everyone else got to the table full (of themselves)

and like I say, I can never contain…Somewhere between the till and table, I manage to cock it all up.